December 2011
42 posts
mehreenkasana:
Oh my Lord, you guys. Stop asking me why I won’t let my father use Tumblr. Do you want an elderly, retired brown engineer uncle following your blogs, saying “hmm u must change dis theme as it is nt gud for my eye site” or “u r a white mann but i humbly think after conversionn u will suit mi daughterr ok thnks”
He’s already wrecking havoc on Facebook.
We Wants DIS!!!!
“… Pakistan has done some serious fighting in terrorist strongholds and shed a...”
– The Pakistanis Have a Point by Bill Keller.
If you survey informed Americans, you will hear Pakistanis described as duplicitous, paranoid, self-pitying and generally infuriating. In turn, Pakistanis describe us as fickle, arrogant, shortsighted and chronically unreliable.
Neither country’s...
The Harry Potter Fandom Can Do Anything. →
sweetbuttrouble:
We can make a puppet show.
We can make a musical.
We can make a second musical.
We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.
We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.
We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.
We can take things way too literally.
We can take quote from a...
One Million Dead in Iraq - Six Reasons the Media... →
mehreenkasana:
It’s a lengthy piece but it is worth the time. On the so-called war being “over” and how “they count only civilians killed by violence who are named in English-language news and some morgue counts.”
First, many of these news outlets had endorsed the war and never quite recanted. Even if a newspaper did admit to a mistake in judgment about the war, acknowledging that you’ve been...
The Internet Justice League
tastefullyoffensive:
caldwelltanner
My thoughts on Emma Watson having a new boyfriend:...
My desi father's reaction(s) while playing Doom:
Him: You know. I am not as foolish as you think I am.
Him: I will kill all these hellish people.
Him: Who creates these terrible games for children?
Him: Haha. That one looks like you when you wake up.
Him: I KILLED MYSELF WITH A ROCKET? MYSELF? MY OWN SELF?
Him: Why am I dying in this green water? He is breathing strangely...
Him: The button is stuck. Really, you may check for yourself.
Him: I don't like playing video games.
Him: I JUST KILLED A GROUP OF UGLY THINGS.
Him: [...]
Him: I NOTICED THERE ARE NO VULGARLY DRESSED WOMEN IN THIS GAME.
Your dad is awesome ! ! ! - TLW
knskx asked: Your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and why?
Going to school/work and wanting to do this to...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Strikes →
My desi father's reaction(s) while playing...
Dad: Did you know that in 1943 - ASTAGHFIRULLAH! WHAT IS THAT TH - HOW DO I KILL IT?
Dad: IT IS SUCKING MY NECK!
Dad: The girl is not ready to play.
Dad: Zombies are simply created by game companies to make you western children think the world is coming to an end.
Dad: HOW MUST ONE SHOOT THIS?
Dad: X? How many times? Tell me! I push XXXXXX but it does not die!
Dad: I am too old and uneducated for video games.
Dad: I killed many zombies.
- Mehreen, your dad's awesome (TLW)
Another Reason to Stay on Tumblr ↓
GREG PROOPS HAS A TUMBLR!
And I Loved his last three podcasts.
http://gregproops.tumblr.com/
Oh wow, they fixed the colour contrast and the...
I don’t need to highlight the whole thing on the side to see if i have any messages.
Sweet!
mehreenkasana:
Guys? Guys, are we done with the Shia VS Sunni diatribes? Can we move on now? I miss my old dashboard. I grew a mustache while you were putting each other down, guys.
A lifetime I’ve spent trying to slow down sectarian prejudice. And getting annoyed at those who’re violent over sectarianism. It’s annoying.
“What will the people think!”
– Primary concern of desi parents. (via mehreenkasana)
My face when I went on Youtube today
postslikejagger:
bltsl4:
