mehreenkasana: Oh my Lord, you guys. Stop asking me why I won’t let my father use Tumblr. Do you want an elderly, retired brown engineer uncle following your blogs, saying “hmm u must change dis theme as it is nt gud for my eye site” or “u r a white mann but i humbly think after conversionn u will suit mi daughterr ok thnks” He’s already wrecking havoc on Facebook. We Wants DIS!!!!
… Pakistan has done some serious fighting in terrorist strongholds and shed a...– The Pakistanis Have a Point by Bill Keller. If you survey informed Americans, you will hear Pakistanis described as duplicitous, paranoid, self-pitying and generally infuriating. In turn, Pakistanis describe us as fickle, arrogant, shortsighted and chronically unreliable. Neither country’s...
The Harry Potter Fandom Can Do Anything. →
sweetbuttrouble: We can make a puppet show. We can make a musical. We can make a second musical. We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical. We can take a famous line from the movie and change it. We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie. We can take things way too literally. We can take quote from a...
One Million Dead in Iraq - Six Reasons the Media... →
mehreenkasana: It’s a lengthy piece but it is worth the time. On the so-called war being “over” and how “they count only civilians killed by violence who are named in English-language news and some morgue counts.” First, many of these news outlets had endorsed the war and never quite recanted. Even if a newspaper did admit to a mistake in judgment about the war, acknowledging that you’ve been...
The Internet Justice League
My thoughts on Emma Watson having a new boyfriend:...
My desi father's reaction(s) while playing Doom:
Him: You know. I am not as foolish as you think I am.
Him: I will kill all these hellish people.
Him: Who creates these terrible games for children?
Him: Haha. That one looks like you when you wake up.
Him: I KILLED MYSELF WITH A ROCKET? MYSELF? MY OWN SELF?
Him: Why am I dying in this green water? He is breathing strangely...
Him: The button is stuck. Really, you may check for yourself.
Him: I don't like playing video games.
Him: I JUST KILLED A GROUP OF UGLY THINGS.
Him: I NOTICED THERE ARE NO VULGARLY DRESSED WOMEN IN THIS GAME.
Your dad is awesome ! ! ! - TLW
knskx asked: Your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and why?
Going to school/work and wanting to do this to...
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My desi father's reaction(s) while playing...
Dad: Did you know that in 1943 - ASTAGHFIRULLAH! WHAT IS THAT TH - HOW DO I KILL IT?
Dad: IT IS SUCKING MY NECK!
Dad: The girl is not ready to play.
Dad: Zombies are simply created by game companies to make you western children think the world is coming to an end.
Dad: HOW MUST ONE SHOOT THIS?
Dad: X? How many times? Tell me! I push XXXXXX but it does not die!
Dad: I am too old and uneducated for video games.
Dad: I killed many zombies.
- Mehreen, your dad's awesome (TLW)
Another Reason to Stay on Tumblr ↓
GREG PROOPS HAS A TUMBLR! And I Loved his last three podcasts. http://gregproops.tumblr.com/
Oh wow, they fixed the colour contrast and the...
I don’t need to highlight the whole thing on the side to see if i have any messages. Sweet!
mehreenkasana: Guys? Guys, are we done with the Shia VS Sunni diatribes? Can we move on now? I miss my old dashboard. I grew a mustache while you were putting each other down, guys. A lifetime I’ve spent trying to slow down sectarian prejudice. And getting annoyed at those who’re violent over sectarianism. It’s annoying.
What will the people think!– Primary concern of desi parents. (via mehreenkasana)
My face when I went on Youtube today